Post by John on Feb 12, 2008 14:37:41 GMT -5
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly an Islamic Terrorist with a huge sword comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
sword and charges you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU ANSWER and then scroll down.
Democrat's answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire this attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the sword out of
his hands?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does my gun have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a gun anyway and what message does this send to
society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he difinitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come up with a consensus.
Republican's answer:
BANG!
Redneck's answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click!
(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click!
Daughter: "Nice shot Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow points?
Son: " Kin I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the taxidermist!"
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly an Islamic Terrorist with a huge sword comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
sword and charges you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU ANSWER and then scroll down.
Democrat's answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire this attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the sword out of
his hands?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does my gun have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a gun anyway and what message does this send to
society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he difinitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come up with a consensus.
Republican's answer:
BANG!
Redneck's answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click!
(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click!
Daughter: "Nice shot Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow points?
Son: " Kin I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the taxidermist!"
My husband is going to loooovvvee that. He's from Kentucky... 
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
Now that you pointed it it it's so ob-ve-ious.
