Post by jj on Mar 17, 2008 2:38:24 GMT -5
Here's mine but there wasn't an easy way to do it.
I met her on the highway stoned with oatmeal; I can still recall the hearing aid she wore; She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
Sounds like a country song to me.
I met her on the highway stoned with oatmeal; I can still recall the hearing aid she wore; She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I knew deep down I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
Sounds like a country song to me.
