Post by misty on Jan 30, 2007 10:13:59 GMT -5
CANNIBALS IN THE WORKPLACE (NEW HIRES)
>>
>> Recently, a large corporation hired several
cannibals to increase
>> their diversity.
>>
>> "You are all part of our team now," said the Human
Resources rep
>>during the welcoming briefing.
>>
>> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria for
>>something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees." The cannibals
>>promised they would not.
>>
>> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all
working very hard
>>and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a
marked increase
>>in the whole company's performance.
>> However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know
>>what happened to her?"
>>
>> The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
>>
>> After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals
said to the others,
>> "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
>>
>> A hand rose hesitantly.
>>
>> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks
we've been eating
>>managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo,
you had to go and
>>eat someone who actually does something!"
>>
>>
>> Recently, a large corporation hired several
cannibals to increase
>> their diversity.
>>
>> "You are all part of our team now," said the Human
Resources rep
>>during the welcoming briefing.
>>
>> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
the cafeteria for
>>something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees." The cannibals
>>promised they would not.
>>
>> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all
working very hard
>>and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a
marked increase
>>in the whole company's performance.
>> However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know
>>what happened to her?"
>>
>> The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
>>
>> After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals
said to the others,
>> "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
>>
>> A hand rose hesitantly.
>>
>> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks
we've been eating
>>managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo,
you had to go and
>>eat someone who actually does something!"
>>
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
Oh wait!!! I'm a manager. (I don't think of myself as one but I am)
