I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
Post by charliegirl on Feb 3, 2007 2:18:18 GMT -5
Test for Smart People...I have determined that you qualify.
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> > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
> > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
> > > UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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> > > Wrong Answer.
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> > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
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> > > elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> > > the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> > > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
> > > attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
> > > You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> > > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
> > > you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> > > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> > > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> > > been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> > > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> > > professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> >preschoolers
> > > got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> >conclusively
> > > disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
> > > four-year-old.
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> > >
> > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
> > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
> > > UNTIL you have answered the question!
> > >
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> > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?
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> > >
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> > >
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> > >
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
> > > things in an overly complicated way.
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> > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
> > > refrigerator?
> > >
> > > Wrong Answer.
> > >
> > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
> >the
> > > elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> > > the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> > > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
> > > attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
> > > You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
> > >
> > > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
> > > you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
> > >
> > >
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> > > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
> > >
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> > > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
> > > been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
> > > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
> > >
> > >
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> > > professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> >preschoolers
> > > got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> >conclusively
> > > disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
> > > four-year-old.
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