Post by misty on Jun 29, 2007 19:50:27 GMT -5
Flat Tire
>>A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases
>>it
>>over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
>>and
>>opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
>>them
>>at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lif elike
>>cardboard
>>men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching
>>drivers.
>>
>> Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
>>very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,
>>approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on
>>here?"
>>
>> "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly.
>>
>> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
>>the road?" asks the Officer.
>>
>> "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied
>>A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases
>>it
>>over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
>>and
>>opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
>>them
>>at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lif elike
>>cardboard
>>men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching
>>drivers.
>>
>> Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
>>very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,
>>approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on
>>here?"
>>
>> "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly.
>>
>> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
>>the road?" asks the Officer.
>>
>> "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
Fu-UNY !