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Post by misty on Jul 6, 2007 11:02:35 GMT -5
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the back porch. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES , NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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Post by John on Jul 6, 2007 12:35:49 GMT -5
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Post by lcdc1 on Jul 6, 2007 14:36:22 GMT -5
Yup duct tape and WD are good, but you must also add Gorilla glue!! The slinky quote is kind of funny, cause I recently said I felt like a slinky that was bent and twisted and would not go back into shape!! Weird.
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Post by jj on Jul 6, 2007 15:00:52 GMT -5
Those are funny. And LC, my brother told me about Gorilla glue because my dining room chairs were coming apart. Wow, does that stuff work!
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Post by lcdc1 on Jul 6, 2007 19:15:07 GMT -5
Yes Gorilla glue works wonders, my 2 favorite household fix it items are that and Liquid nails.
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