Post by misty on Jul 30, 2007 11:11:23 GMT -5
Short one liners for your
STRESSED OUT DAY!
A bicycle can't stand alone because
it is two-tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in
feudalism it's your count that votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but
broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry
in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get
repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a
dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and
I'll show you A-flat minor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four
seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is
fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge
it.
Australian Local Area Network: the LAN down
under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint
mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've
seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.
STRESSED OUT DAY!
A bicycle can't stand alone because
it is two-tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in
feudalism it's your count that votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but
broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry
in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get
repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a
dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and
I'll show you A-flat minor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four
seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is
fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge
it.
Australian Local Area Network: the LAN down
under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint
mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've
seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.
