jokes

[charliegirl]

You are captured by savages. They want to kill you, but they give you a choice of how to die. They ask you to make a statement: if the statement is true, you will be thrown off a cliff. If the statement is false, you will be eaten by lions. What statement should you make to make them let you go?



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Answer: "I will be eaten by lions." If they decide they should throw you off a cliff, then your statement would be false, so they would have to feed you to the lions, but it would be too late. If they decide to feed you to the liions, your statement would be true, so they would have to throw you off a cliff, so then it would be too late.

[charliegirl]

Mom's Dictionary:

Mom's Dictionary Ear;; A place where kids store dirt
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Mom's Dictionary Jeans Which, according to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, including church and funerals.

Mom's Dictionary Handi-Wipes: Pants, shirtsleeves, drapes, etc.

Mom's Dictionary Date: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting.

Mom's Dictionary Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically.

Mom's Dictionary Lemonade Stand: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.

Mom's Dictionary Geniuses: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids.

Mom's Dictionary Baby: 1) Dad, when he gets a cold. 2) Mom's youngest child, even if he is 42 years old.

Mom's Dictionary Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

Mom's Dictionary Hindsight: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers.

Mom's Dictionary Dust Rags: See "Dad's Underwear."

Mom's Dictionary Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner.

Mom's Dictionary Junk: Dad's stuff.

Mom's Dictionary Bathroom: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

Mom's Dictionary Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.

Mom's Dictionary Maybe: No.

Mom's Dictionary Eye: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to Mom, can be "put out" by anything from a suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife.

Mom's Dictionary Overstuffed Recliner: Mom's nickname for Dad.

Mom's Dictionary T.V.: A device that kids glue themselves to.

Mom's Dictionary Drinking Glass: Any carton or bottle left open in the fridge.

Mom's Dictionary Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something.

Mom's Dictionary Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets.

Mom's Dictionary Ice Cubes: of frozen water which would be found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the things instead of putting them back in the freezer empty.

Mom's Dictionary Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar.

Mom's Dictionary Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded By, but not containing, dirty clothing.

Mom's Dictionary Open: The position of children's mouths when they eat in front of company.

Mom's Dictionary Ocean: What the bathroom floor looks like after bath night for kids, assorted pets, two or three full-sized towels and several dozen toy boats, cars and animals.

Mom's Dictionary Kiss: Mom medicine.

[John]

T.V.: A device that kids glue themselves to. > LoL