UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

[misty]

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those
little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool? *


*(My sentiments exactly!) *


**3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?*

4. There are three religious truths:

a Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?


6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as some adults enjoy adultery?



7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with?

9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?


10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

[John]