Post by misty on Oct 4, 2007 8:13:02 GMT -5
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.. .behind him.
Walking faster he looks back and makes our the image of an
upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards
him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin
bouncing quickly behind him...faster...faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of
the coffin clapping... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-
BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and
clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can
find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin...
...and of course
...the coffin stops.
****************************************
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap!
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash-and-wear wolf.
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
What do you call someone who puts poison in another's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small and round and smooth, they'd be M&M's.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
How did the ghost patch his sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray.
What is as sharp as a vampire's fang?
His other fang.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.. .behind him.
Walking faster he looks back and makes our the image of an
upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards
him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin
bouncing quickly behind him...faster...faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of
the coffin clapping... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-
BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and
clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can
find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin...
...and of course
...the coffin stops.
****************************************
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap!
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash-and-wear wolf.
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
What do you call someone who puts poison in another's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small and round and smooth, they'd be M&M's.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
How did the ghost patch his sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray.
What is as sharp as a vampire's fang?
His other fang.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
