Post by sim on Oct 25, 2007 11:25:00 GMT -5
On the first day of Christmas my pdoc (psychiatrist) gave to me
A dx (diagnosis) of insanity.
On the second day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Two caps of lithium
Which made both of my hands all shaky.
On the third day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
And now I can barely see.
On the fourth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Now my mouth tastes like soiled undies.
On the fifth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
I will never pay off that shopping spree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Whoa, my feet feel so awful heavy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
I'm becoming a lock-jawed zombie.
On the eighth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Eight wedges Serzone
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvlules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Oh, my head is so sore and dizzy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Nine doses Nardil
Eight wedges Serzone
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvlules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
A tub of water and I'm still so thirsty.
On the tenth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight wedges Serzone
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvlules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
Now all it can do is just pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Eleven Paxil dancing
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight wedges Serzone
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvlules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
I just know he is out to get me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
Twelve shots of Thorazine
Eleven Paxil dancing
Ten more Effexor
Nine doses Nardil
Eight wedges Serzone
Seven tabs of Haldol
Six caps of Dalmane
Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
Four hits of Zoloft
Three puvules Prozac
Two caps of lithium
And a quick ride to Emergency.
dp
OK Sim, even though it's SIXTY-DAYS [more or less] till Christmas it cracked me up.