Winter and Xmas and holiday jokes

[lcdc1]

Thought I would start a new thread!!

What do snowmen wear on their heads in the winter?

Ice Caps!!

Who else has a winter joke?

[misty]

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

[jj]

misty said:

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Opps, sorry...I don't have a joke to tell, just thought that one was funny.

[charliegirl]

Cold winter

It was autumn, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society he had never been
taught the old secrets, so when he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the
weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist
at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people
and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to
be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to
be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect Every
scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

[charliegirl]

How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

[jj]

I love the joke about the Indians and the weather. I've never heard that one before.

You know, I can't think of one winter or Christmas joke. But then again I am the worst joke teller in the world so I guess I just don't bother trying to remember a good joke cause I'd just botch up repeating it to someone anyway.

[lcdc1]

HAha - great ones, love them!!

OK here is one.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!!

[misty]

Ten Reasons why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man
10. A Christmas tree smells better

9. A Christmas tree requires very little maintenance, just a little water, and they're happy.

8. A Christmas tree takes up less room.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't invite all of it's friends over for you to feed, while they sit around watching football.

6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls

5. A Christmas tree adds charm to the home

4. A Christmas tree never whines.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if your hair is a mess, and you don't feel like putting on your make-up.

2. A Christmas tree won't eat the last cookie.

1. They give you a warm feeling with out asking anything in return.

[lcdc1]

What is Tarzan's favorite holiday carol?

Jungle Bells! hahahahahahaa

[lcdc1]

What has wings but cannot fly?

A snow angel.

How do you make artificial snow?

With snow fakes!

Why is Jack Frost so popular?

He is really cool!

How do snowmen keep warm?

with fir coats.

Funny and nerdy, these are jokes from the pillsbury site!