Post by misty on Dec 18, 2007 9:35:07 GMT -5
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd. His Holiness and 'Her Majesty', however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers
what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects,
but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day
and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
I was afraid to read this but I'm Glad I Did ! 
