I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
Post by charliegirl on Jan 26, 2008 20:27:46 GMT -5
Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government
could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in
the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate
20 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each illegal alien a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
lot of really smart people, has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians ... It creates a hostile work environment
