Texas thinking!

[lcdc1]

The Mini Skirt
>
> In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful
> young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for
> a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get
> on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
> allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
> step of the bus.
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
> little, thinking that this would give her enough slack
> to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to
> discover that she couldn't.
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for
> the second time attempted the step.
>
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise
> her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she
> again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
> was unable to take the
> step.
>
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind
> her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
> gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and
> turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, How
> dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
> are!'
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally
> I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly
> three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends.'

[misty]

[bugsmom]

Hee Hee...

[charliegirl]

[John]