I WANT TO BE A BEAR!

[misty]

I did not write this, but I can relate!



In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.

[bugsmom]

Oh, I want to be a bear too! I love that!

[charliegirl]

Me too!

Hey! You get to wear a nice fur coat and no one says its cruel or that you are terrible for wearing it.

[Tigger]

OH YEA!!!!! I could be a bear. There will not be much house work to do either because you are sleeping........ ;D

[jj]

Me too, me too! I want to be a bear. Just this morning I was grumbling (in my head - not out loud) that once, just once I'd like to just be able to stay in bed and sleep until I naturally wake up. It has been sooooo long since I got to do that.

[lcdc1]

that is good!