Post by Tigger on Mar 9, 2008 22:36:20 GMT -5
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback
riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt,
and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She
is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster,
so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a
little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her
grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off,
she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its
rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses
mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to
fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her
foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the
horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the
ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses
conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off
the horse.
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they
turned around and went home.
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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it".
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow,
to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can
follow me over to K-Mart."
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A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from
work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette
asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was
trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your
neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
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riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt,
and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She
is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster,
so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a
little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her
grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off,
she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its
rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses
mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to
fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her
foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the
horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the
ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses
conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off
the horse.
***************************************************
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they
turned around and went home.
****************************************************
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it".
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow,
to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can
follow me over to K-Mart."
****************************************************
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from
work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette
asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was
trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, "You put it around your
neck!" The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
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