PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

[misty]

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and

don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.


I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.


I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature to have a home of their own.


I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous


I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!


I don't put things away because .

My husband

will never be able to find them again.


I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner.


I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

[John]

Dawn, Good Philosophy

[jj]

Those are great. Very funny. I think I'll adopt them. I love the "I named the dust bunnies". ROTFL

[lcdc1]

;D I don't do housework, because I forget where to start?