A Tale of Two Brooms

[charliegirl]

Two
brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got
to know each other so well they decided to get married.


One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other
the groom- broom.

The bride-broom looked very
beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and
suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the
wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the
groom-broom.


Are you
ready for this?
Brace
yourself -- this is going to hurt!!!!!!




'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT
TOGETHER!'


Sounds
to me like she's...been...sweeping around!!!

[bugsmom]

[jj]

[Tigger]

OMG!!! That was so funny!!!

[John]

WoW that is the Corniest joke I've heard in a Long, Long time, and I should know. I was runner up for 'King of the Corny-est' in the Mid-West in '98 & '03.