Post by Tigger on Dec 13, 2008 0:37:32 GMT -5
> A woman walks into the downtown
> welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
>
>
> 'WOW!' the social workerexclaims. 'Are they all
> yours?''
>
> 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma
> sighs,
> having heard that question a thousand times before.
>
> She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush
> to
> find seats.
>
> 'Well,' says the social worker 'then you must
> be
> here to sign up. I'll need all your children's
> names.'
>
> 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named
> 'Leroy' and the girls are all named
> 'Leighroy'.'
>
> In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you
> serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
>
> Their momma replied,
> 'Well, yes-it makes it easier.
> When it's time to get them out of bed
> and ready for school, I
> yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time
> for dinner, I just yell
> 'Leroy!' an they all comes a
> runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid
> who's running into
> the street, I just yell Leroy' and all
> of them stop. It's
> the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all
> Leroy.'
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
> wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively ,
> 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
> the whole bunch?'
>
> 'Then I call them by their last names.'
> welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
>
>
> 'WOW!' the social workerexclaims. 'Are they all
> yours?''
>
> 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma
> sighs,
> having heard that question a thousand times before.
>
> She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush
> to
> find seats.
>
> 'Well,' says the social worker 'then you must
> be
> here to sign up. I'll need all your children's
> names.'
>
> 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named
> 'Leroy' and the girls are all named
> 'Leighroy'.'
>
> In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you
> serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
>
> Their momma replied,
> 'Well, yes-it makes it easier.
> When it's time to get them out of bed
> and ready for school, I
> yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time
> for dinner, I just yell
> 'Leroy!' an they all comes a
> runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid
> who's running into
> the street, I just yell Leroy' and all
> of them stop. It's
> the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all
> Leroy.'
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
> wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively ,
> 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
> the whole bunch?'
>
> 'Then I call them by their last names.'
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
