EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

[misty]

After
three weeks in
the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything
going?" inquired God.

"It is all so
beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." And Eve went on to tell God that since many
other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed it into the bushes .

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
" Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic,"she replied, "But for one oversight. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob?"


Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap
about the rib?

[Tigger]

That makes more since!!!!

[John]

Oh Dawn, your such a Ribber'

[misty]

Apr 15, 2009 12:58:38 GMT -5 John said:

Oh Dawn, your such a Ribber'

You always have a pun ready...what, do you have "The giant book of Puns" in your pocket at all times John???

[John]

Oh Dawn how could I have a Giant Book of Puns in my pocket ? Just think of the logistics for a moment.

Unless it is the 12th edition of The Abridged Giant Book of Puns, published 1923, which is Extremely Rare and many people would pay a Kings ransom to feast their eyes on. It measures only a 4.5'' x 5.2'' and only 186 pages {!}.

I originally at one time did carry The GBoP's in my pocket but my second grade teacher said I was causing a distraction in class every time I brought it out. To this day I still don't know what she was yakking on about . . . something about there is a time and place for everything and this was neither the time or the place and if she ever heard me mutter one more pun her hair would spontaneously catch on fire and we could all watch her go running and screaming out of the class room never to darken the nooks and crannies of our room again.

Oh well, there I go on rambling on and on about my Oh-so fond grade school memories . . .

[misty]

hmmm...If I'd have been in that class I think I'd have been tempted to try just to see that!

;D

[John]

Well thank goodness for her you were nowhere around . . .

imagine the drama-

-the trauma

the smell of burnt hair.