My 1st day at wal~mart!!!!

[Tigger]

First Day at Walmart

My 1 day employment






So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
retirees,I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first
day on the job a very loud,unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? The ugly
woman stopped yelling long enough to say, Heck no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? So I replied, I'm neither
blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you
twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.


My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

[John]

LOVL

[bugsmom]

Tig, when I first read the title of your post I thought it was about you working at Walmart. Too funny!

[puzzled]

I did too! And my heart fell when I saw that she lasted less than one day!

That was funny tig!