Women can be evil

[charliegirl]

> Women Are Evil By Nature..
>
> A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
> She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached
> her
> immediately.
> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face
> closer to hers.
> As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
> "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
> face with both
> hands.
> "Actually, no," he replied.
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
> said, running
> her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender... "Is
> there anything I
> can do?"
> "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
> continued, running her
> forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping
> a couple of
> her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
> gently.
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
> "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper,
> hand soap, or
> paper towels in the ladies room."

[bugsmom]

Oh, I love it!!!!!!

[John]

LOVVL -Laugh Out Very Very Loud