Funny Questions

[John]

Our MC (Marriage Counselor) asked me some funny questions yesterday:

I was telling him that I try to live by this motto >

''Procrastinate Later'', and he says did you make that up ? (and yes I did.) {as far as I know.}

His second question was:

How did you get to be so intelligent? How does one answer a question like that anyway, so I just said the first thing that popped into my mind after I realized that he was serious. So I nervously smiled and said ''God''.

[charliegirl]

I heartily agree with you.... on both counts!

[jj]

*Procrastinate Later* That is too funny! I'm not sure if I ever heard anyone say that (many other versions that didn't quite say what you just said) so you may have just coined a phrase. (Can a phrase be two words??....seems to me it should be 3 or more words??....)

Good answer about how you got so intelligent. I think I'll use that answer if any one ever asks me how I got so dumb.

[John]

Oct 15, 2009 21:40:29 GMT -5 jj said:

. . . how I got so dumb. (

Now that question I would have been expecting and wouldn't have been out of the ordinary for me.

[jj]

Oct 16, 2009 15:05:12 GMT -5 John said:

Oct 15, 2009 21:40:29 GMT -5 jj said:

. . . how I got so dumb. (

Now that question I would have been expecting and wouldn't have been out of the ordinary for me.

You are so far from dumb it isn't even funny but I know that people associate a lack of smarts with forgetfulness, wandering minds, and yes..people who plan to procrastinate later.

Seriously, if someone does ask how you got so dumb and you answered "God", what could they say. I don't know any better answer. A response like "I am not dumb" isn't going to convince them you aren't. lol Of course a punch in the nose might have a good affect.

[charliegirl]

Oct 16, 2009 17:57:10 GMT -5 jj said:

Of course a punch in the nose might have a good affect.

[John]

Yes, a Knuckle Sandwich has been the cure for many a wiggy question.