Post by misty on Nov 21, 2009 13:48:32 GMT -5
Share them with your kids!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack, quack!"
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why was the turkey arrested?
The police suspected it of fowl play.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their ages.
Why shouldn't you take turkeys to church?
Because they use fowl language.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack, quack!"
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why was the turkey arrested?
The police suspected it of fowl play.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their ages.
Why shouldn't you take turkeys to church?
Because they use fowl language.
Fowl Play~LoL
