Post by John on Apr 22, 2010 14:35:21 GMT -5
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds a bar stool, and orders a drink.
After a minute he yells to the bartender, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar falls silent. In a deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke I think it's fair that because you are blind I tell you 5 things:
#1 the bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 the bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 I'm a 6 ft. 150 lbs. blonde with a black belt in Karate.
#4 The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
#5 The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it very carefully. Do you still want to tell that
blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
After a minute he yells to the bartender, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar falls silent. In a deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke I think it's fair that because you are blind I tell you 5 things:
#1 the bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 the bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 I'm a 6 ft. 150 lbs. blonde with a black belt in Karate.
#4 The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
#5 The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it very carefully. Do you still want to tell that
blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
