Post by John on Dec 22, 2010 13:05:04 GMT -5
Need a reason for being late to work? Don't try these~ they didn't help any of the workers who actually used them.
* My deodorant was frozen to the windowsill.
* My car door fell off.
* I dreamed I was already at work.
* I had an early-morning gig as a clown.
* My deodorant was frozen to the windowsill.
* My car door fell off.
* I dreamed I was already at work.
* I had an early-morning gig as a clown.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.
